How to write a profile that is not rife with the word "I"? Every other sentence on here features that pronoun... but since it's a profile where one is required to talk about themselves, I'll let it stand.

I am an intelligent, attractive, alpha female (though that term is over used it is accurate) and I have a decade of experience in the world of kink as both a submissive and a dominant. I have diverse catalogue of skills and toys but my particular areas of interest are bondage, rough body play and making boys into beautiful sissies.

I am looking for a service oriented submissive of either gender who desires to show how they worship me by making my life easier in small thoughtful ways. Having a healthy relationship with pain is important, as many of the activities I best enjoy entail me causing my sub some degree of discomfort. I do scale the degree to the individual but I will be taking any sub I choose to call mine past the threshold of "sensuous" and into "intense". The ideal candidate is articulate, respectful and drama free.

I am not interested in relationships where we can't be human; laughter and sincere connection are vital. This is part of who I am but I am also genuinely fascinated by people and the power of our interactions. Not to mention our interactions exchanging power!